Today (2/2) is literally a Twosday.
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.
This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃
Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay
#NoOffense but anyone else think its a little problematic that you kill people (including teenage girls and endangered animals) in ‘overwatch’ and nobody questions or bats an eyelash at what theyre doing :/ im just saying
Why are yall ignoring this lmao… too afraid to admi that you like something thats frankly kinda fucked up?
winston killed my family and stole my college tuition
Torbjorn set up a turret in front of my son’s room so that if he ever leaves it he’ll die
Symmetra set up all her turrets the hallway leading to my garage and now I can’t drive anywhere without going through the car wash
Roadhog saw me buying ham at the grocery store and he hooked me through 6 aisles and a starbucks
Sombra changed my wifi password and she won’t tell me what it is
Junkrat lit my lawn on fire and called me a cunt
Genji stabbed me in the chest screaming something about his brother then anime-ran away
Reaper set my alarm clock to Papa Roach and I can’t change it
OP is prime Anti right here n im dying
Hanzo is constantly perching on my roof ready to scatter arrow me in the legs whenever i come out the front door
McCree stun fan the hammered me while I was just trying to walk to the bus station
Zarya won’t stop benchpressing my car and is making me an hour late to work
Doomfist levelled my apartment and wont stop calling me @ 2:30am to ask if my fridge is running
Mercy stole all the food in my pantry and replaced it with bandaids. we are so hungry
Mei froze all my ramen and called me a cuck.
D.va broke all my soulcalibur records and replaced every snack in my pantry with her own brand stuff
zenyatta didn’t do anything, but i slipped on one of his balls like a fuckin dumbass so jot that down in the record
Pharah shot a concussion blast at my feet and knocked me into oncoming traffic
Tracer took me back in time to 1847 and now I’m a slave.
Stop demonizing riots.-@zellieimani
The main contradiction of liberal democracy is that it has largely been shaped through a history of various forms of illegal civil disobedience against entrenched power structures. Such civil disobedience is (retrospectively) seen as justified, and the people committing it are (retrospectively) seen as heroes…but each successive generation is asked to believe that any further civil disobedience would be unreasonable.
each successive generation is asked to believe that any further civil disobedience would be unreasonable.
This is why the GOP is attacking higher education with their Tax bill.
okay, but.
does anyone ever talk about how limiting it is to be a lesbian? not in like the gross lesbophobia kinda way, but like…
good luck finding other lesbians/bi women? and GOOD LUCK finding any of them that are compatible with you? gay bars and stuff generally aren’t made with you in mind, and the ones that are are usually the first to close. and then there’s often very few other ways to meet women?
and then you have dating sites that are constantly invaded by cis straight men, etc. you get people trying to convince you to be open TO men, blahblahblah.
like it’s just an incredibly lonely, isolating existence? even for me as a white cis lesbian? like i live in a small town in england and it’s just…
i’ve literally dated women just because they were available. not because i was hugely attracted to them? like… they were there. they were within reach, and i couldn’t afford to be picky? so maybe if i gave them a chance, it’ll all turn out great?
like my dream is to somehow bump into a woman while at a shop someday and just like… fall irreversibly in love.
but that doesn’t feel like a thing that’s ever gonna happen + doesn’t feel at all realistic. so like… what do i do?
i can’t even imagine how much harder it is for lesbians who aren’t white and/or cis.
I think a lot about this.
Website: please turn off adblock, we’re dying
Me: Well, this is a good article, sure-
My Computer, in a split second:
Do you ever get rly pissed because the hunger games films could’ve told such a deep story with themes that reflect our own society’s oppressive systems
but instead they whitewashed the main leads, erased their disabilities, and pretty much romanticized the violence
The degree to which THG movies play into exactly the things the story condemns will never not be staggering to me
I signed on Twitter to post some art but got hit with this news instead. Sharing as a reminder to all of you (and myself) to please take care of yourself. Get enough sleep, eat well, etc. It can be really hard to do at times when our work culture guilts and punishes us for resting while at the same time giving us inhumane work loads. But please be mindful of it. Take care of your physical and mental wellbeing first and foremost.
#same
ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)
basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough
SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all
this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll
OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART
SO
MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT
Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)
AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.
Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.
please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™
gay history
The immortals are getting bold.
One of those is… Weird Al…
Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal
“My motivation might seem trivial compared to yours, but I can’t lose, either. I have to live up to the hopes of those who supported me.” _Izuku Midoriya (BNHA)
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hey there season 2, its me ya boy